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500daysofjuststop: stab-tier: luciferswhiteloafers: iamalfff: ...

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 23:30:09 -0600

stab-tier:

luciferswhiteloafers:

iamalfff:

Pizza Rolls on Pizza Bagel bites On Personal Pizzas on a Pizza.

America.

what a nice salad

LOOK GUYS!!! IT’S A PLATE COVERED IN VEGETABLES!!!!

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Wed, 22 Feb 2012 23:15:44 -0600

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 23:01:32 -0600

"You should not use the American media to learn about Muslims. That's like going to the Nazis to learn about Jews."

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 22:42:35 -0600

the-absolute-funniest-posts: FOLLOW this blog, get free ham =D

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 21:56:21 -0600

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

FOLLOW this blog, get free ham =D

I'm a lazy texter.

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 21:56:13 -0600

tdeeszy:

I always read the messages and then I set my phone down and forget about it. If I text you 24/7 you must be pretty freaking special.

No, I saw them text, you can fuck a girl right, or tease the fuck out of her at least.

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:55:56 -0600

I have no idea what you are talking about.

I am very much confused, but that’s ok. I’m off the internet for the rest of the night.

tootles! =)

I think my hymen is still there, no sorry. Not hard enough.

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:49:29 -0600

(o.0) Well, I’m all out of ideas. =/ Maybe that’s why I’m Forever Alone! Can’t fuck a girl right. =(

foreverbwethemockingjay: brookepoststhings: If she can...

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:33:00 -0600

foreverbwethemockingjay:

brookepoststhings:

If she can forgive, why can;t anyone else?

might be a little bit contradictory to the one I posted earlier, but both are very true.

Boom.

1. Whom ever made that picture needs to learn proper spelling and grammar.

Obviously not obviosly
Forgave not forgived.
Bring not brung.
Numerous random periods, wrong capitals, etc.

2. Chris Brown (who beats women) is an asshole. Chris Brown (who beats women) will never get my respect nor my forgiveness. Anyone who thinks it is ok at all for Chris Brown (who beats women) to beat someone to the point of putting them in the hospital, to say it’s ok 3 years later, and to defend Chris Brown (who beats women) by saying he is a good performer, needs to reevaluate their life.

My friend “Mary” was married to my former best friend “John”. In fact, they are still married, though she is trying to divorce him. He would beat the shit out of her many times a week and she tried to make it work because of their kids. The last three years they have been separated and each are fighting to keep custody of their kids. I bring this up because I didn’t know this was going on for a while, and once I knew it was, I confronted “John” and told him that the next time he wanted a punching bag, he can fight me. I knew I wasn’t going to win the fight, but he knew it wasn’t going to be easy. They later split up shortly after that. I haven’t spoken to “John” in 5 years or so. I will never forgive him, even if “Mary” does. He is a fucking scum bag, and had I known what he was doing sooner, I’d have stopped it then.

If you have a problem with my view, kindly unfollow and piss off.

>.> Just shut up and fuck me hard, enough with the reaction gifs

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:06:48 -0600

Is that hard enough? =)

Fuck, you have bad memory. You do know you can scroll down your blog, right? I mean, you answered it not to long ago, I'm pretty sure it's still there. You answered with the creepy ass cats and some other reaction pic.

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 15:44:24 -0600

That was posted on Feb. 18th! That’s like 4 days ago! How am I supposed to remember that?!? >.>

I do remember that now and it is still true. I’ll be forever alone.

I do exist and you know me :) So you're never alone :DD

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:42:36 -0600

What was this in regards to? I don’t remember posting anything at all the last few days about being alone. =/ Do I just exude alone and people feel the need to tell me I’m not? =(

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Wed, 22 Feb 2012 09:27:05 -0600

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Mon, 20 Feb 2012 02:08:03 -0600

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Sun, 19 Feb 2012 20:59:02 -0600

defranco: We finally have LOVE WITH GUNS posters, Signed...

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 17:58:52 -0600

defranco:

We finally have LOVE WITH GUNS posters, Signed Headphone Chimp, and most all the PDS office posters back in stock on ForHumanPeoples.com.

Fun Side Thing: We’ll be giving a poster away randomly to one of the people who reblogs this post.

Funner Side Thing: Don’t spam reblogs or that disqualifies you.

Awesome! I can get Love with guns now! … and the new ones as well. =) My office is going to be fabulous. =)

thegeek531: glimglamoury: collababortion: hamburgerjack: dumb...

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 01:24:01 -0600

thegeek531:

glimglamoury:

collababortion:

hamburgerjack:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

sourcedumal:

hexterian:

vorked:

gentlemanbones:

fernacular:

Welcome to: If Male Superhero Costumes were Designed Like Female Superhero Costumes!

Aaaaa I dunno. I got tired of guys having no idea why girls find female superhero’s costumes kinda sexist, so I, um, made this?

My main goals were: 1) Make it so the first thing you think of when you look at them is sex, whether you want to or not. 2) make it so that any male human who looks at this feels really uncomfortable. 3) make it funny, because, well, it’s kinda hilarious really.

Not trying to start a war here, just wanted to poke a bit of fun.

So, here you go menfolk, welcome to being a girl who likes comics.

I am…surprisingly okay with Batman’s costume.

I welcome you to people who don’t know what they are talking about!

And guess what? There are a lot of men that dress SKIMPIER than women.

Hell. Technically, Venom, Carnage, and Toxin are all NAKED.

Hulk only wears pants. ONLY pants.

Thing? Only pants. Sometimes only underwear.

Namor? Underwear. Human Torch? Completely naked.

This is a two way street, where most people only bother looking in one direction.

Laaadies.

Well hey if you think Venom and Carnage are sexy. Still, I half agree with your point.

But that doesn’t mean there aint the dominance of the young geek male target audience. In the comics the men are nearly always what these geeks want to be, the ladies nearly always being objects of desire. Especially in the what older comics.

You can say you don’t want to be, but if you look at the general feedback it makes sense.

As for skimpier, for one reason or another it’s acceptable for a bro to be shirtless. Namor being modeled after some swimming athlete with his speedos, and some female characters go in that direction as well.

It’s also possible to find a counterpart for the male you provided with female ones. Starfire’s reboot being one example (how can anybody forget that one anyway).

So yeah, it is a two-way street, however these men you named are not really designated for lust but for aspiration. You see them in dominant or threatening poses instead of the tits and ass broken spine postures the females get even when in battle. Unless you’re Rob Liefeld. That guy loves twisting everybody for the sake of butts.

The art is still funny though.

Hold up, did this dude seriously just say that the Human Torch is NAKED?

NO HE IS NOT. He wears a modified bodysuit that is designed to withstand his high temperature when he turns into a flame. YOU CAN EVEN SEE THE NUMBER 4 ON HIS SUIT WHEN HE’S A FIREBALL.

Also, all the men who dude claims to be dressed “skimpier” are NOT put out to be “sexy.” There is NOTHING sexual about the way this guy is posed:

He is shirtless with rippling muscle to portray how much DESTRUCTIVE POWER he has at his disposal. The message you get from this picture is not “Ooh, sexy muscles…” You get “Oh fuck. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! THIS MAN WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!”

Compare that with the treatment you see for female characters:

This woman has a RIDICULOUS outfit on which shows off gratuitous amounts of ass and cleavage for NO TACTICAL REASON. Please tell me what purpose, other than to produce arousal in the reader, does this outfit serve? This outfit does not convey power. It conveys “I am sexy all the time. Look at my sexy body and how sexy I am. By the way, did I mention how sexy my body is?”

If we had a TRUE equivalent for this kind of thing in the mainstream comic book world, it would look like this:

His pose and facial expression conveys a coy nature, not one of power. He’s essentially giving the viewer a come hither look. There are unnecessary holes and gratuitous bulges in his to convey sex appeal. THAT is how the two way street happens.

Just reblogging this for that last picture, really

Omg, that last pic. If only more comics had come hither men

Reblogging this one instead because good points made but also THAT PICTURE.

Reblogging for a variety of reasons, such as:

The original drawings

That dude whining about how women don’t pay any attention to how men are exploited in comics (also known as “WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE MENZ?!”)

THAT LAST PIC, OMG.

Re-Reblogging for- BALLS. Srsly.

Yep. Cock and balls in the last picture.

Please reblog this if you know someone who has been eaten by Reavers and is now the hood ornament of a Reaver ship. About 85% of people will not reblog this because they have no idea what a Reaver is; about 10% will start speaking Chinese, or say something profound like, "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you", and about 5% will start singing "The Hero of Canton".

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 01:17:54 -0600

hannaaeneas:

… the man they call Jayne.

Zoe, we’re going to rope them together. 5 or 6 of them. I want them laid out on the nose of our ship. Put Book front and center, he’s our friend, we should honor him. Kaylee, find that kid who’s takin a dirt nap with baby jesus, we need a hood ornament. JAYNE try not to steal too much of their shit!

I found a fossil

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 20:51:37 -0600

I found a fossil

thegeek531: alyssinmymind: If TV Channels were Your Family...

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 17:29:07 -0600

thegeek531:

alyssinmymind:

If TV Channels were Your Family (x)

History, excuse me while I lose it…