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Anonymous asked: im drunk at the moment and i always feel like telling everyone i like how awesome they are when im drunk! so heres for you: you are awesome, because youre a decent man! youre not one of those 'nice guys' who actually have a victim complex and so on and youre not a douche, you are a good guy, and i know for certain that u will find someone! and youre cool and funny! and i like you! i consider you a friend! :) Keep going! U rock!

Thanks! I personally feel sometimes like the “nice guys.” I feel like I’m everything a girl describes that she wants, but she doesn’t want me for some reason. I then feel like she is stupid for not wanting me. But, then the logic part of my brain kicks in and says, “Dude, she’s just not attracted to you. Just like you can find a girl with the most perfect personality, but not be attracted to them.” Then I understand and not be a douche about her not wanting to date me. =)

As for the message as a whole. Thanks. I really needed that. Not sure why you messaged me as anon, as you said you considered us friends, but I appreciate the message anyway. =)


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elementary-mydeardoctor:

chicklikemeblog:

madmanwithoutabluebox:

I just need this omg

What.

I need it.

elementary-mydeardoctor:

chicklikemeblog:

madmanwithoutabluebox:

I just need this omg

What.

I need it.


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squeakyfangirl:

dftbhailey-42:

rainyohead:

dftbhailey-42:

rainyohead:

morrissarty:

meladoodle:

why the fuck aren’t glue sticks square so you can get the corners

you are a genius

how are you supose to screw them down if they’re square then?

maybe you could push them up?

How do you push them back down?

A lever on the side like one of those multiple-color click pens, so you could push/pull it up and down?

Only on tumblr will you have 20,000+ people discussing glue sticks.

You can make them square. You still use the corkscrew style they currently have. It would work just fine.


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never-clothed:

transparent

never-clothed:

transparent


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caitlincato:

djlegz:

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

This guy is perfect.


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morristibbs:

sabrinagrimm:

gamzeemakarena:

yeah but do vaginas get itchy

is the sky blue

is water wet

So is that a yes?


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at what age do i just magically turn hot

Well, I’m 29 and still waiting. So, it has to be in your 30’s I guess.

(Source: vanitytides)


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if you arent into the things i post and you’re still following me

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selfish-thought:

carryonfaith:

dekutree:

i choked on my water the second i understood this

never forget

still laughing at this omg

selfish-thought:

carryonfaith:

dekutree:

i choked on my water the second i understood this

never forget

still laughing at this omg


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bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

I know what I’m making this summer. =)


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me: 1080p

you: 144p

(Source: contribute)


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alyssaemilie:

i want to touch ur body xx

I want to play with your hair.

alyssaemilie:

i want to touch ur body xx

I want to play with your hair.

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sadistic-tampon:

themano:

Pika

I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD


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